*reblogs for later reference*
I’M IN THE MIDST OF WRITING A BOOK WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL MY LIFE
Am I doing alot if I paint 16 Beyonce’s in one image?
… before Thursday?
I’VE PRIMED THE BOARD AND EVEN TAPED OFF THE BORDERS. TIME TO SKETCH YALL.
ONE BEYONCÉ FROM EACH OF THE NEW VIDEOS. HERE WE GO.
NO SLEEP TILL AFTER BARCLAYS.
I’m a liar.
I am doing like three figures max.
I really don’t love myself
but is he sellin that sketch tho
*thinks* ok… so when I was a sophomore, first semester I took an english class and I wore a shirt that said something like “Some chicks marry chicks, get over it.” I come to class and am minding my own business one day and the teacher goes…
Teacher: Oh, Sydnee? You have a shirt that has words… stand up, what does it say?
I heard one girl in the class tell all her friends that I was gay and who I was dating, another was like I knew she was lesbian…damn and another just smiled and waited for the brilliant answer i was going to come up with.
Teacher: So….I’m assuming you are for gay marriage?
Teacher: Or not? What is your stand or reasoning for wearing this shirt ?
Me: Yes, I am for gay marriage.
Teacher: But, why?
Me: Does it necessarily have to have a reason?
Teacher: There is always a reason for everything.
Me: Well, I’m a lesbian.
Teacher: Is that right….. curious, what’s your major?
Me: Pussy-o-logy .
It is a very difficult major sometimes, things get a little tight, wet and crowded. But, somehow I always get through.
He never asked about my sexuality again after that day .
Holy fuck, this is just perfect.
Can we be friends!!!??
Why has this not gotten more notes?? This is sheer brilliance!